1. I remember at my prep school there was a music master who fiddled with the boys.

2. Highly respected music master Sam Webb, who was promoted by education chiefs to work at schools around Kent, was spared jail after he admitted a charge of sexual activity with a child.

3. Like Grace, I went to an all–girls school where break–time often descended into a bitch–fest whether it was giggling at some poor unfortunate‘s hairstyle – mine as it happened, after a disastrous perm in 1'84 left me looking more like Leo Sayer than the intended Keren from Bananarama – or musing over how the weedy music master had found a wife prepared to put up with his body odour and bad breath.

4. Partners in grime with strings attached Atkinson in last–gasp bid to bury religious hate bill The woes facing professional musicians Doherty locked up after two drug arrests in a day Scandal overshadows Getty Villa reopening Christian group blamed for poor Springer sales Poet and music master pen birthday cantata for Queen Supermozart shopping Exhibition to showcase Michelangelo‘s drawings Carry on Kenneth: Williams diaries dramatised on BBC4 Designer deities delayed by Madonna Arctic Monkeys make UK chart history Alex Kumi Monday January 30, 2006 The Guardian The Arctic Monkeys completed their transformation from underground heroes to bona fide rock stars last night as their album became the fastest selling debut in British chart history.